Read My Rings



what are snails even trying to do

their best

(Source: thisisnthalloween, via closertosatan)

The Way You Look Tonight (cover)
Mouse Rat

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No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me

(via king-grandma)

me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream

them: no

me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this

them: we're not

me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this


i get anxious for people who fall asleep on public transit. like where is your home? how many stops have you missed? this was not a time for a nap

(via closertosatan)

“Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’”
— Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

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